Getting to Know You, Getting to Know All About You

I've pilfered this meme from Aisby’s blog.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Anyone who flirts with my hot husband.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? I’d rather just change the radio station, since there are several singers that I don’t like. If I had to pick one, I agree with Aisby, Kelly Clarkson.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Everyone who is cruel, rude or obnoxious, but my punches don’t pack much force and I’d probably just hurt my hand, so it would be worthless anyway.

4. What is your favorite cheese? Mmm, cheese! Cheddar?

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. What kind will you make? A taco with ground beef, cheese, lettuce, tomato, sour cream and hot sauce or a cheeseburger with the works.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? Chris Noth is my American choice. Magnus Samuelsson is my Swedish pick.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Who will you pick? Tommy Lee, but my attraction to him has nothing whatsoever to do with his music. My husband is a more handsome combination of Tommy Lee and Chris Noth, which is why I probably find them both so attractive.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you going to spend it? Sexy shoes.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you going? Paris.

10. Upon arrival at the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you going to do? Go to a cozy café et demandez un verre de vin. I’d like to relax and people watch before I go sight-seeing and shopping.

11. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. What are you going to choose? Good wine

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go to any time in the past. What time are you traveling to and what will you do when you get there? I’d love to travel back to my childhood at the end of my life and do it all over again!

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Pleasant and polite people are only allowed on island Pretty Paradise.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what is the premise? It would be a reality show called Everyone Deserves Everything – and the whole world would be provided with plenty of healthy food and water and comfortable living conditions and lots of entertaining items for all ages.

15. What is your favorite curse word? Sugar! What? I have kids.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by mummies. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Assume that I’m either dreaming or that I’ve lost my mind – and scream!

17. Your house is on fire. You have just enough time to run in and grab one inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So, what's the item? My jewelry box.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. What are you going to do? Spend it wrapped in a tight hug with my adorable family.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice. What is it? Immortality.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be half an hour, though. What half hour of your past would you like to relive again? I would spend it walking in the park with my mom before she got sick.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? April 11, 2005, the day my mom died. I wish there had been a way to save her life.

23. You have been eternally banned from every single bar on earth except one. Which one is it? I am not attached to a bar.

24. Suddenly you've gained the ability to float. Whose house are you going to float to first and be like, "Dude, check it out....I can float!!"? My sister’s house.

25. The constant absorption of magic moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? None

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is pretty cool and happens to be in a great mood. Death offers to return the friend/family member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back to life? My mom!

27. What's your theme song? Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

I am tagging anyone who reads this meme. You can't catch me!